Farm Talk's Top 10

10. The horse-eating bush in the pasture that he’s walked by 10 gazillion times.

9. A rabbit twitching one ear about 100 yards off.

8. The neighbor’s gone-mustang emu carousing through the brush.

7. A sudden sneeze from the person on his back.

6. His own tail on a windy day.

5. A prospective buyer.

4. Sugar overload — too much molasses.

3. The cell phone ringing in your pocket.

2. Saddle squeak.

1. Anything, man, anything at all if he’s in the mood.

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