10. Cow Pie Bingo on the White House lawn.
9. Dairy princess vs. PeTA activist slugfest.
8. Mac and cheese aerial drop on the Super Bowl.
7. National Take A Cow To Lunch Day.
6. Step up from milk moustaches to milk beards.
5. Photos of creepy meth-heads with ‘Doesn’t Drink Milk’ caption.
4. Social media rumor that winning lottery ticket somehow got dropped in a cottage cheese vat.
3. Pay off government’s Chinese loans with milk coupons.
2. Encourage switch from Gatorade to milk showers for winning football coaches.
1. Free ‘Drink Milk’ tattoos.