Top 10 Farmer written books that may or may not be bestsellers:

10. It costs how much to put new fuel injectors on the pickup?

9. That song about marrying the farmer’s daughter really can happen.

8. Wasp attacks aren’t just on TV.

7. Off Brand tractors I have lost my shirt on.

6. Raising watermelons on top of old round bales.

5. Your lawn trees can become corner posts.

4. I hope milking at 4 A.M. is good for me, because it’s killing me.

3. How I found my lost cell phone in a muddy cow lot.

2. Mean bulls helped my son make the Varsity Cross Country Team.

1. Driving a 2WD truck in a muddy cow lot without getting stuck.