10. You can ID the sound of the school bus, the neighbor’s pickup, the UPS guy and a dozen other vehicles from half-a-mile away.
10. Your dog assumes the huge ham the deliveryman put on the porch was sent to him.
10. There’s a pecan tree growing up through a disc in the machine shed which makes it tough to gather nuts.
10. A 5-gallon bucket of assorted rusty nuts and bolts, which, you discover upon moving, has a rusted out bottom.
10. Stalk Broker: The purveyor of environmentally tailored seed genetics and darn nice caps.
10. What kind of grass can I grow on my five acres to keep my 10 horses, two Longhorns and 6 potbelly pigs year-round??
10. At night, hoot owls and coyotes argue like Democrats and Republicans.
10. You said I oughta cull her five years ago, Doc, and she’s had two darn nice calves since then.
10. When your accountant says you’re going to have to show a profit sooner or later, choose “later.”
10. Give him another couple days and your dog will have dragged enough body parts into the yard to assemble a complete skeleton.
10. Plenty of stuffing — of course you’ll need a 50-gallon bucket and a plunger with an extension.
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10. You said I oughta cull her five years ago, Doc, and she’s had two darn nice calves since then.
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10. Plenty of stuffing — of course you’ll need a 50-gallon bucket and a plunger with an extension.
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10. Apparently, he’s exploring the use of cedar trees as a cover crop.
10. He couldn’t buck on three legs so I wasn’t in any hurry to fix him.
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