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10. There’s a pecan tree growing up through a disc in the machine shed which makes it tough to gather nuts.
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10. What kind of grass can I grow on my five acres to keep my 10 horses, two Longhorns and 6 potbelly pigs year-round??
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10. You said I oughta cull her five years ago, Doc, and she’s had two darn nice calves since then.
10. When your accountant says you’re going to have to show a profit sooner or later, choose “later.”
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10. Plenty of stuffing — of course you’ll need a 50-gallon bucket and a plunger with an extension.
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